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Please note: Do not attempt any of these tips. This website is a joke.

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My Computer Has A Virus! Help!

This is a simple fix. You need to clean your computer. Follow these steps.

1. Don't install antivirus software.

2. Get a tub full of water.

3. Unplug your desktop or laptop (if it's plugged in.)

4. Dunk it in the tub of water. Leave it for 24 hours. Make sure it is completely submerged.

5. Does your computer turn on?

YES: Put it in the oven and kill it. NO: Good, buy a new one.

My keyboard isn't working!

Another simple fix. Just follow these steps.

1. Get your keyboard (or get your laptop and open it).

2. Grab a hammer

3. Take off the keys using the back of the hammer (the side that isn't flat).

4. Beat the crap out of it.

5. Go to a sketchy chinese website.

6. Buy a new keyboard.

7. Wait 2-3 weeks

8. Unbox the keyboard and set it up

9. Throw your old keyboard into a river and forget about it.

I broke my LCD! How do I fix it?

This one requires some work. Here's how to fix it.

1. Start Your car.

2. Put your laptop (or desktop) behind the car's tire.

3. Put your car in reverse.

4. Drive over the computer.

5. Get out of your car.

6. Throw your computer at the tree.

7. Take your computer inside.

8. Put it in the toilet.

9. Take a poop.

10. Jam the laptop (and the poop) down the toilet.

11. Rip the toilet out of your floor.

12. Take the toilet outside.

13. Throw the toilet at the tree.

14. Get in the car.

15. Drive over the toilet.

I keep getting a blue screen of death!(BSoD)

Very simple. Follow these steps.

1. Go to the store.

2. Buy blue paint.

3. Go home.

4. Open your bucket of paint.

5. Paint your screen blue.

6. Let it dry.

My computer is slow!

This is an easy fix. Follow the steps.

1. Grab some string.

2. Bring your laptop to a local best buy.

3. Find a good laptop or desktop.

4. Find a sketchy website that has the laptop for a very cheap price.

5. Price match that laptop or desktop with the one at Best Buy.

6. Tie the string to your old laptop.

7. Tie the other end to your car.

8. Drive home.